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Things I Say While Driving

Me: Fuck you, oh. Fuck. You.

Me: What the fuck are you doing. What. The fuck. Are you doing.

Me: NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.

Me: Good luck in the slow lane there, bud.

Me: Why the FUCK are we not even going to speed limit. Why.

Me: Lolol your car's a piece of shit.

Me: If I miss that green light because of you...

Me: You're gonna cut me off? You better hope you have a damn good accelerator, bitch.

Me: I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT

Me: Shit is that a cop? No.

Me: Shit THAT is a cop.

Me: Nope, roof rack.

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